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War is Peace Tomas Lovekost
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 158thLargest Retail Industry: 261stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 355th
The Imperial Union of States of
Corporate Police State
Influence
Apprentice
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Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Oneid1

Population3.103 billion

CapitalShanghai
LeaderTomas Lovekost
FaithThe Empty Gods

CurrencyDollar
AnimalCat

The Imperial Union of States of Oneid1 is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Tomas Lovekost with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.103 billion Oneidians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shanghai. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Oneid1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,168 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 376,481 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,439,471 per year while the poor average 4,512, a ratio of 762 to 1.

Homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, the Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records, and behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oneid1's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Empty Gods.

Oneid1 is ranked 11,318th in the world and 1st in Oneid for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,779.07 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 158thLargest Retail Industry: 261stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 355thMost Valuable International Artwork: 516thFattest Citizens: 623rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 663rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 667thMost Patriotic: 753rdLargest Mining Sector: 800thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 936thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,152ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,184thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,208thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,272ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,301stMost Avoided: 1,474thMost Armed: 1,475thMost Efficient Economies: 1,511thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,541stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,690thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,927thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,177thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,204thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,966thRudest Citizens: 3,229thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,575thLargest Black Market: 3,703rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,862ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,141stMost Devout: 4,801stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,809thMost Cultured: 4,978thLargest Governments: 6,150thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,702ndLargest Gambling Industry: 8,100thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,510thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,526thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,318thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 15,454thHighest Economic Output: 18,267thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,488thMost Conservative: 27,494th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oneid1, behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos.
  • : Following new legislation in Oneid1, the Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records.
  • : Following new legislation in Oneid1, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
  • : Oneid1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Oneid1, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Oneid1, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.
  • : Following new legislation in Oneid1, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Oneid1, gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs.
  • : Following new legislation in Oneid1, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
  • : Following new legislation in Oneid1, sheep-like political loyalists repeat the mantra "one wheel bad, three wheels good".

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