The Republic of One Beer is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, devout population of 370 million One Beerians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 52.6%.

The thriving One Beerian economy, worth 26.7 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,197 Coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

People are turning themselves into worm food, Leader is worshipped as a god, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. One Beer's national animal is the Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

One Beer is ranked 81,806^th in the world and 136^th in Charleslandia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,215.45 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.