The Catholic Serene Commonwealth of Omensa is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Protector Kevin Dempsey with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, devout population of 35.046 billion Omensans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaladoin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Omensan economy, worth a remarkable 6,063 trillion Malaches a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 173,009 Malaches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, and chipped paint can see a building condemned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Omensa's national animal is the Omensan Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Chaladoin Catholic Church of Omensa.

Omensa is ranked 331,281^st in the world and 81^st in Catholic for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -38.46 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.