The ERN naval vessel of Ole Miss Rebels is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.043 billion Ole Miss Rebelsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 8.2%.

The strong Ole Miss Rebelsian economy, worth 82.5 trillion US Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 79,065 US Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, the Ole Miss Rebelsian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, and the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers. Crime is almost non-existent. Ole Miss Rebels's national animal is the Tony the Landshark.

Ole Miss Rebels is ranked 252,081^st in the world and 82^nd in Estalcia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 140.93 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.