The Empire of Old Man Logan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Wolverine with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.448 billion X men's are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danvers. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.2%.

The powerhouse A x men economy, worth 237 trillion Claws a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,900 Claws, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary, beggars lack pockets for spare change, third world countries are rich in "I Love Danvers" t-shirts, and strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Old Man Logan's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Old Man Logan is ranked 307,556^th in the world and 20^th in Inglourious Basterds for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.64 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.