The Federation of Okrug is a titanic, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The hard-working, cynical population of 12.454 billion Okrugians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 38.5%.

The Okrugian economy, worth 526 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,260 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", it is believed that behind every great man is a terrified subservient woman, and the election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Okrug's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Okrug is ranked 63,301^st in the world and 2^nd in Artic for Most Cultured, scoring 69 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.