The Green Light of OK is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader Awaiting Approval with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, zero percent divorce rate, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 31.349 billion OKians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Checkbox. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.5%.

The frighteningly efficient OKian economy, worth a remarkable 3,773 trillion Stamps a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,376 Stamps, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Leader Awaiting Approval, the most sacred right is the right to ignore the rights of slaves, even in the most hardened climate scientists break down at the sound of a single drop of rain, and it's rare to find an unchewed pencil. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. OK's national animal is the Tick, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

OK is ranked 10,381^st in the world and 1^st in Axis of Absurdity for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 89.54 Effective Tax Rate.