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Largest Populations: 504thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,443rdMost Pacifist: 10,326th
The Counter Reformation of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Power
Verbum Defensorem
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Oire

Population43.937 billion

CapitalAhmadinejadistan
LeaderMalvinas Porsiempre
FaithPopery

Currencymoox
AnimalLeprechaun

The Counter Reformation of Oire is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Malvinas Porsiempre with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 43.937 billion Oireans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Spirituality, although Environment, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Healthcare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ahmadinejadistan. The average income tax rate is 46.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Oirean economy, worth 896 trillion mooxes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 20,406 mooxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence, and undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Oire's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Popery.

Oire is ranked 41,619th in the world and 2nd in Catholics for Most Stationary, with 1,069.1271629804 days.

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Largest Populations: 504thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 9,443rdMost Pacifist: 10,326thNicest Citizens: 14,369thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 15,864thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,129thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,412thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,818thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,944thMost Devout: 22,066thMost Primitive: 22,842ndBest Weather: 23,219thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,194th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Oire lodged a message on the Catholics Regional Message Board.
  • : Oire lodged a message on the Catholics Regional Message Board.
  • : Oire lodged a message on the Catholics Regional Message Board.
  • : Oire changed its national animal to "Leprechaun".
  • : Oire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Oire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Oire lodged a message on the Catholics Regional Message Board.
  • : Oire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Oire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Oire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.

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