The Colony of OFS33 is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 22.806 billion OFS33ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 48.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped OFS33ian economy, worth 654 trillion Citas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,685 Citas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OFS33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

OFS33 is ranked 158,740^th in the world and 1^st in Orange Free States for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 957.07 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.