The Order of OFO is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 10.189 billion Osirans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 45.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Osiran economy, worth 236 trillion scarabs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 23,219 scarabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OFO's national animal is the scarab, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

OFO is ranked 323,658^th in the world and 4,351^st in The catholic military orders for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -10.95 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.