The Loving Couple of Official Couple- is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Centaur with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, daily referendums, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.735 billion Official Couple-ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, with Administration, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felinia. The average income tax rate is 65.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Official Couple-ian economy, worth 479 trillion snails a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 101,332 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term, the roads are virtually falling apart, and cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Official Couple-'s national animal is the owl, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Cards.

Official Couple- is ranked 55,333^rd in the world and 3^rd in Universum Aethereum for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,959.43 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.