The State of Gorutimania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Loui Garavh with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.376 billion Goruti are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juhanyega. The average income tax rate is 45.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goruti economy, worth 194 trillion Ereks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,056 Ereks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero, Goruti believe manners maketh the leader, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gorutimania's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gorutimania is ranked 258,219^th in the world and 13^th in The Imperial Republican States for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 43.47 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.