The Republic of October 30th is a very large, safe nation, notable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 269 million October 30thians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 64.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped October 30thian economy, worth 10.1 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 37,576 Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", and the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. October 30th's national animal is the Card.
October 30th is ranked 62,272nd in the world and 5th in Calendar for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 64.72 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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October 30th, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan.
- : Following new legislation in
October 30th, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
- : Following new legislation in
October 30th, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.
- : Following new legislation in
October 30th, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
- : Following new legislation in
October 30th, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
- : Following new legislation in
October 30th, troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean.
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October 30th, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country.
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October 30th, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
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October 30th, the relatives of suicide victims tend to be angry rather than sad.
- : Following new legislation in
October 30th, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Cardball fields.













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