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By Sea and Crown
Nudest: 3,847thLargest Mining Sector: 7,331stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,341st
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Occurta

Population1.063 billion

CapitalLondon

CurrencyCrown Sterling
AnimalOrca

The Empire of Occurta is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.063 billion Northmen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Anglo-Norse economy, worth 118 trillion Crown Sterlings a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,876 Crown Sterlings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 462,960 per year while the poor average 17,749, a ratio of 26.1 to 1.

Senior professors are allowed to skip the wait at soup kitchens, police frequently raid drugstores in search of contraband bottles of New Spice aftershave, old folks yearn for the days when young people saw bloodthirsty death matches with their own eyes instead of through a screen, and citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Occurta's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Occurta is ranked 246,336th in the world and 4th in Das Imperiale Reich for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -4.69 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Nudest: 3,847thLargest Mining Sector: 7,331stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,341stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,883rdTop
10%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 15,789thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,566thLargest Retail Industry: 18,786thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,983rdMost Armed: 19,317thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,823rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,695thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,974thMost Conservative: 26,777th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Occurta, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Occurta, old folks yearn for the days when young people saw bloodthirsty death matches with their own eyes instead of through a screen.
  • : Following new legislation in Occurta, police frequently raid drugstores in search of contraband bottles of New Spice aftershave.
  • : Following new legislation in Occurta, senior professors are allowed to skip the wait at soup kitchens.
  • : Following new legislation in Occurta, high food prices have reduced the national diet to staple foods and water.
  • : Following new legislation in Occurta, singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age.
  • : Following new legislation in Occurta, citizens spend more time learning about obscure religions than they do working.
  • : Following new legislation in Occurta, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.
  • : Following new legislation in Occurta, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti.
  • : Following new legislation in Occurta, the nation has chosen not to live in interesting times.

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