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Largest Black Market: 6,469thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,221stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,439th
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Obsolete

Population15.48 billion

CurrencyOld Paper
AnimalDodo

The Not needed anymore of Obsolete is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.48 billion Obsoleteans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Obsoletean economy, worth a remarkable 2,490 trillion Old Papers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 160,876 Old Papers, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

All facts are created equal, even in the most hardened climate scientists break down at the sound of a single drop of rain, mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt, and petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Obsolete's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Obsolete is ranked 275,190th in the world and 14th in Lardyland for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -8.32 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Black Market: 6,469thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,221stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,439thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,196thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,359thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,746thHighest Economic Output: 12,290thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,889thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,536thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,630thMost Patriotic: 14,954thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,356thMost Developed: 16,554thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 16,885thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,253rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,895thHighest Average Incomes: 21,358thLowest Crime Rates: 24,229thMost Cultured: 24,314thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,427thLargest Governments: 25,813thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,838thLargest Publishing Industry: 26,257thHighest Average Tax Rates: 27,170thMost Authoritarian: 27,742ndLongest Average Lifespans: 28,091stLargest Populations: 28,589thLargest Welfare Programs: 28,613thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 29,118thMost Subsidized Industry: 32,900th
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Most Developed: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Obsolete was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Obsolete was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Obsolete, petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about.
  • : Following new legislation in Obsolete, mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt.
  • : Following new legislation in Obsolete, even in the most hardened climate scientists break down at the sound of a single drop of rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Obsolete, all facts are created equal.
  • : Obsolete was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Obsolete, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Obsolete, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Obsolete, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency.

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