The Republic of Oasises is a mammoth, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning falcon population. The hard-working population of 7.568 billion Oasisesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.5%.

The Oasisesian economy, worth 341 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 45,095 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oasises's national animal is the falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Oasises is ranked 140,910^th in the world and 1^st in Oasis for Highest Drug Use, scoring 126.07 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.