The People's Republic of Oahu is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dick Blandishment with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and feral children. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 32.357 billion Oahuans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honolulu. The average income tax rate is 4.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oahuan economy, worth a remarkable 6,796 trillion kalas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 210,059 kalas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, the only way for immigrants to get into office is as a janitor, forgotten trend connoisseurs turn their nose at one wrinkle, and the latest Orange tablet's new peeling surface keeps the device always fresh. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Oahu's national animal is the tower crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Violet.

Oahu is ranked 3,379^th in the world and 2^nd in Oahu for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 9,930.06 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.