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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,221stMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,501stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,543rd
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Oae

Population23.914 billion

CapitalSenen
LeaderChief Demetrios Ungaro
Faiththe Church of Oae

CurrencyAleo
Animaloctopus

The Nomadic Peoples of Oae is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Demetrios Ungaro with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.914 billion Oaeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Senen. The average income tax rate is 70.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Oaean economy, worth a remarkable 2,145 trillion Aleos a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 89,732 Aleos, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Students can name the chiefs of proto-Bigtopian tribes before they can count to ten, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, and visitors to Violet Rock City are stunned to learn that they must memorize the "99 Principles" before entering. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oae's national animal is the octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the Church of Oae.

Oae is ranked 305,681st in the world and 3rd in Summer Forest for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.47 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,221stTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,501stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,543rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,709thLargest Black Market: 5,892ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,468thMost Secular: 7,615thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,196thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,876thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,918thLargest Populations: 13,952ndHighest Economic Output: 14,978thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 17,175thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,959thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,864thMost Beautiful Environments: 26,325thMost Efficient Economies: 28,775th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oae, visitors to Violet Rock City are stunned to learn that they must memorize the "99 Principles" before entering.
  • : Following new legislation in Oae, diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them.
  • : Following new legislation in Oae, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Oae, students can name the chiefs of proto-Bigtopian tribes before they can count to ten.
  • : Oae was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Oae was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Oae, sick Oaeans are hair today and gone tomorrow.
  • : Following new legislation in Oae, taxpayer money is hard at work exorcizing laundry.
  • : Following new legislation in Oae, music award shows include surprise polygraph segments.
  • : Following new legislation in Oae, nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers.

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