The Late Eurodance Republic of O Zone is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The democratic population of 26.975 billion Ozonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Public Transport, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 17.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Ozonal economy, worth 721 trillion lei a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Trout Farming, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,755 lei, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The O Zone Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of O Zone's radio stations, graffiti graces every city's streets, and truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. O Zone's national animal is the numa.

O Zone is ranked 236,849^th in the world and 3^rd in Moldova for Highest Drug Use, scoring 65.93 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.