The Blumierite Chunkin Democracy of O-Chunks is a massive, genial nation, ruled by O'Chunks with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, devout population of 2.007 billion O-Chunksians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yold Desert. The average income tax rate is 45.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong O-Chunksian economy, worth 129 trillion coins a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,737 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo, people are left scratching their heads at the government's decisions, and administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. O-Chunks's national animal is the Chunk and its national religion is Blumierite Violetism.

O-Chunks is ranked 99,610^th in the world and 2^nd in Castle Bleck for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.02 law-abiding acts per hour.