The 𓅝𓁟 Technocracy of Nyyx is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by an adorable jerboa with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.933 billion Nyyxians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twen City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nyyxed economy, worth a remarkable 7,190 trillion backss of nickel a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 300,426 backss of nickel, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

"It was only a joke" is no longer a defense for the felony of discrimination, Twen City spends billions upgrading public transport, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyyx's national animal is the glass animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ḏḥwtj.

Nyyx is ranked 521^st in the world and 1^st in Haiku for Lowest Crime Rates, with 195.35 law-abiding acts per hour.