The Republic of Nyxvail is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Your Friendly Local Leader with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.957 billion Nyxvailians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underground Nuclear Bunker. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Nyxvailian economy, worth 653 trillion Solanas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 165,214 Solanas, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Loan operators are losing interest due to lost interest, requests for government aid can be forwarded to the beach, the government throws money at problems when in a jam, and mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyxvail's national animal is the kiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None but check factbook for more details.

Nyxvail is ranked 10,562^nd in the world and 3^rd in Sphere of Conservative Republics for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 415.76 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.