The Excellent Peoples of Nycetri is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Guy The Nomad with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.655 billion Nycetrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noice. The average income tax rate is 31.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Nycetrian economy, worth 324 trillion poems a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,487 poems, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, interest in globalism never flags, and orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nycetri's national animal is the gerbil, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nycetri is ranked 231,413^th in the world and 16^th in Haiku for Most Developed, scoring 52.65 on the Human Development Index.