The Republic of Nya Cat is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, disturbing lack of elderly people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic population of 109 million Nya Catians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 22.0%.

The Nya Catian economy, worth 5.57 trillion nyas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,060 nyas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, people are turning themselves into worm food, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words', and more and more musicians are refusing to put labels on their sound. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nya Cat's national animal is the cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Nya Cat is ranked 112,656^th in the world and 28^th in Vristic for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 726.24 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.