The Republic of Nuke nuke is a fledgling, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 5 million Nuke nukeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.8%.

The strong Nuke nukean economy, worth 276 billion Lunch room diseaseses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 55,326 Lunch room diseaseses, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, military spending recently hit a new high, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and a government program is underway to revitalize Nuke nuke's beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuke nuke's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nuke nuke is ranked 154,136^th in the world and 123^rd in Kelios for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.62 law-abiding acts per hour.