The Republic of Nugglant is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.264 billion Nugglantians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 39.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Nugglantian economy, worth 277 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,027 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, every workday begins with group therapy, and newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nugglant's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nugglant is ranked 251,901^st in the world and 1^st in Mosaic Gaming Network for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.48 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.