The Free State of Nuevo Leon and Coahuila is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Governor Santiago Vidaurri with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 19.589 billion Norteños are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monterey. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Norestense economy, worth a remarkable 1,399 trillion Pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,454 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

School lockers are filled with fancy underwear, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, and soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuevo Leon and Coahuila's national animal is the White-tailed Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nuevo Leon and Coahuila is ranked 13,636^th in the world and 2^nd in The Equator for Nicest Citizens, with 27.68 average smiles per day.