The Colony of Nubibia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Arthur and King Ouranos with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.503 billion Nubibians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nubibia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The all-consuming Nubibian economy, worth 144 trillion Nubibian pilas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 96,181 Nubibian pilas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 386,071 per year while the poor average 16,056, a ratio of 24.0 to 1.

Orange is the new black for judicial robes, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, and artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nubibia's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Nubibia is ranked 246,219^th in the world and 25^th in Sky Haven for Highest Poor Incomes, with 16,056.79 Standard Monetary Units.