The Unspeakable Horror of Novilliwit is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.676 billion Novilliwitians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 51.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Novilliwitian economy, worth 126 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 22,346 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, every workday begins with group therapy, and fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novilliwit's national animal is the Lungfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Novilliwit is ranked 269,452^nd in the world and 131^st in Institute of Cellulose for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.7 kickbacks per hour.