The Republic of Nosramus is a very large, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 404 million Nosramusians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Public Transport, and Education also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.7%.

The Nosramusian economy, worth 17.8 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 44,039 baht, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 140,297 per year while the poor average 10,516, a ratio of 13.3 to 1.

The dartboard at the Nosramusian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face, Maxtopian slaves are routinely sold as an optional extra for household appliances, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, and scientists are not permitted to ask questions. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Nosramus's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nosramus is ranked 149,337^th in the world and 3^rd in Ainur for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,536.58 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.