The Free Land of Northeralaland is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.803 billion Northeralalandians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 25.1%.

The very strong Northeralalandian economy, worth 561 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 82,578 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, and drunk drivers are sentenced to death. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northeralaland's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Northeralaland is ranked 270,303^rd in the world and 1,636^th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Most Patriotic, with 0.76 flags saluted per person per day.