The Far Eastern Communes of Northeral is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Oksana Siyantseva with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.999 billion Northeralis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zolotaya Dolina. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northerali economy, worth 758 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 126,402 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sometimes a single pallbearer is all you need, consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage, the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northeral's national animal is the Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Northeral is ranked 47,510^th in the world and 38^th in Cape of Good Hope for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.93 law-abiding acts per hour.