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Northampton, Massachusetts
Most Patriotic: 5,675thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,762ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,958th
The United States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Northampton-MA-

Population4.158 billion

Currencydollar
Animalbald eagle

The United States of Northampton-MA- is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.158 billion Northampton-MA-ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northampton-MA-ian economy, worth 632 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 152,146 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit, and factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northampton-MA-'s national animal is the bald eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Northampton-MA- is ranked 267,057th in the world and 484th in Aerospace for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.85 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Patriotic: 5,675thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,762ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,958thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,310thMost Armed: 9,458thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,250thMost Conservative: 11,811thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,981stMost Subsidized Industry: 13,030thLargest Mining Sector: 13,456thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 15,089thMost Authoritarian: 15,838thMost Devout: 15,953rdMost Corrupt Governments: 15,961stLargest Black Market: 16,367thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,683rdMost Efficient Economies: 16,688thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,208thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,996thHighest Average Incomes: 21,961stLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,011thHealthiest Citizens: 23,049thLargest Governments: 23,211thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,173rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,825th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionMost Extreme: 15th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 16th in the regionMost Patriotic: 16th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 31st in the regionLargest Populations: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 38th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 40th in the regionLargest Governments: 41st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 43rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 46th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 46th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 53rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 57th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Northampton-MA- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes, Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Northampton-MA- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Northampton-MA-, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections.
  • : Following new legislation in Northampton-MA-, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit.
  • : Following new legislation in Northampton-MA-, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
  • : Following new legislation in Northampton-MA-, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home.
  • : Following new legislation in Northampton-MA-, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
  • : Following new legislation in Northampton-MA-, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in Northampton-MA-, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Northampton-MA-, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.

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