The People's Republic of North Leichtenberg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Fabbio Enchilada with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.867 billion North Leichtenbergians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Max. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient North Leichtenbergian economy, worth a remarkable 4,740 trillion Monkeys a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 238,607 Monkeys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, and sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. North Leichtenberg's national animal is the Blobfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

North Leichtenberg is ranked 73,069^th in the world and 1^st in The Doomsday Legion for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,317.06 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.