The La Silenziosita Mietere of North Krualstiken is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Avani Overskan with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.978 billion Kruals are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cwiskretan City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Krualian economy, worth a remarkable 7,277 trillion Planets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 383,452 Planets, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,471,490 per year while the poor average 68,890, a ratio of 21.4 to 1.

Expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions, and digital novelty coins make for surprising vanguards of the revolution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. North Krualstiken's national animal is the Silly Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

North Krualstiken is ranked 15,929^th in the world and 4^th in Novapax for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.28 law-abiding acts per hour.