The Fifth Queendom of North Kosia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Emil Andersson with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.726 billion kosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Köstarr. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North Kosian economy, worth 600 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 161,079 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, pocket dialling is a criminal offence, radio stations offer prizes to callers who can guess this month's most endangered species, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Kosia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

North Kosia is ranked 21,285^th in the world and 6^th in United Democratic Nations for Highest Average Incomes, with 161,079.68 Standard Monetary Units.