The ꜱᴏᴜᴛʜᴇʀɴ ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ of North Chimore is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aristophana with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.94 billion North Chimoreans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paartadam. The average income tax rate is 64.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The North Chimorean economy, worth 398 trillion K'ihs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 57,391 K'ihs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, recognizing the North Chimorean flag qualifies you for citizenship, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, and the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Chimore's national animal is the Cockroach, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Chimore is ranked 142,591^st in the world and 3^rd in Chimore for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 992.95 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.