The Dominion of Noooooooooooooooooo is a mid-sized, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 91 million Nooooooooooooooooooans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 40.1%.

The Nooooooooooooooooooan economy, worth 3.52 trillion Currencies a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 38,718 Currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, and retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies. Crime is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noooooooooooooooooo's national animal is the juh.

Noooooooooooooooooo is ranked 301,167^th in the world and 7^th in Catopia for Largest Black Market, with 18.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.