The Free Land of Noodledale is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.027 billion Noodledaleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silly Sentral. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Noodledalean economy, worth 23.7 trillion Sprinkleses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 23,087 Sprinkleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, and children dream of becoming physicians and physicists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noodledale's national animal is the Borzoi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noodledale is ranked 278,556^th in the world and 12^th in Vehrsia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 6,418.37 Standard Monetary Units.