The Republic of Noob6 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.9 billion Noob6ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.4%.

The strong Noob6ian economy, worth 159 trillion Noobs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,863 Noobs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 171,247 per year while the poor average 13,496, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.

Hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs, apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture, and 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob6's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob6 is ranked 180,166^th in the world and 30^th in Noob for Largest Populations, with 2.90 billion capita.