The Republic of Noob28 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its digital currency, enslaved workforce, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 2.98 billion Noob28ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.6%.

The powerhouse Noob28ian economy, worth 257 trillion Noobs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,380 Noobs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 253,089 per year while the poor average 23,254, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

The news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers, and students who refuse to pray are expelled from school. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob28's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob28 is ranked 54,186^th in the world and 2^nd in Noob for Largest Black Market, with 12.9 trillion Standard Monetary Units.