NATION

PASSWORD

Noob!
Most Compassionate Citizens: 11,856thNicest Citizens: 12,243rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,788th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Noob2

Population3.237 billion

CurrencyNoob
AnimalNoob

The Republic of Noob2 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.237 billion Noob2ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 52.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Noob2ian economy, worth 263 trillion Noobs a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,255 Noobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Noob2, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, and drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob2's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob2 is ranked 50,806th in the world and 9th in Noob for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.36 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 11,856thNicest Citizens: 12,243rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,788thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 22,806thMost Cultured: 25,971stMost Armed: 27,868thHighest Food Quality: 28,775thSafest: 29,949thLongest Average Lifespans: 30,495thMost Beautiful Environments: 30,709th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Noob2, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in Noob2, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got.
  • : Following new legislation in Noob2, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time.
  • : Following new legislation in Noob2, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Noob2.
  • : Following new legislation in Noob2, the government will gladly pay you next Tuesday for a hamburger today.
  • : Following new legislation in Noob2, the media seems excessively interested in what Leader is wearing this season.
  • : Following new legislation in Noob2, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Noob2, exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Noob2, acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings.
  • : Noob2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and the Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments.

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