The Great Tyrannical Empire of NonAustralia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Great and Powerful Emperor Zezos with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.551 billion NonAustralians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City Z. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.1%.

The all-consuming NonAustralian economy, worth a remarkable 1,035 trillion Zezonian dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 227,642 Zezonian dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 847,639 per year while the poor average 42,910, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.

Virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, the police double as repo men, slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms, and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NonAustralia's national animal is the Zezonian devil, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NonAustralia is ranked 8,806^th in the world and 1^st in Land of Blossoms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 103.65 law-abiding acts per hour.