The Guild Academic Advisor of Noir Vesper is a mammoth, orderly nation, renowned for its teetotalling pirates, digital currency, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.955 billion Noir Vesperians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.8%.

The strong Noir Vesperian economy, worth 620 trillion gold coins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,292 gold coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 322,763 per year while the poor average 8,920, a ratio of 36.2 to 1.

Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, and Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noir Vesper's national animal is the researcher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noir Vesper is ranked 84,865^th in the world and 254^th in Remembrance for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 13,236.61 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.