The United Kingdom of Nohvene is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The democratic, devout population of 10.782 billion Nohveneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Nohvenean economy, worth 351 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 32,533 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, Leader can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, and the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nohvene's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nohvene is ranked 242,540^th in the world and 4,210^th in eta for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -1.26 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.