The Kingdom of No Sleep is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 10 million No Sleepians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The powerhouse No Sleepian economy, worth 829 billion Sleepers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 82,914 Sleepers, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, the national symbol of No Sleep is now always featured on a skewer, shock troops shock enemy forces with their nudity, and the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. No Sleep's national animal is the Sleep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

No Sleep is ranked 313,279^th in the world and 34^th in QA nerds for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.