The Protectorate of No Freedoom is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sovereign Virgil II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.413 billion Arcadians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Black Dolphin. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Arcadian economy, worth 680 trillion Bytes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 282,162 Bytes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Civil engineers are undermining sinkholes, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, and terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. No Freedoom's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is OSI.

No Freedoom is ranked 168,858^th in the world and 1^st in lemon lowlands for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,053.6 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.