The Most Serene Republic of Nlo-Cnil is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Palatine Samuel Henry with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.999 billion Nlo-Cnilians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palrion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Nlo-Cnilian economy, worth a remarkable 2,598 trillion Lins a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 118,119 Lins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 455,895 per year while the poor average 21,025, a ratio of 21.7 to 1.

Churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, families are only permitted to have one child, schoolchildren are divided over Palatine Samuel Henry's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech, and soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Nlo-Cnil's national animal is the owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Nlo-Cnil is ranked 9,424^th in the world and 3^rd in Surpridom of the Left for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,772.58 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.