The Republic of Nimue is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.437 billion Nimueans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 47.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Nimuean economy, worth 511 trillion golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is 60,615 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Harry Potter books are banned, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, and stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nimue's national animal is the soldier.
Nimue is ranked 59,463rd in the world and 72nd in Remembrance for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,705.57 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Nimue was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
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Nimue was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
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Nimue, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
- : Following new legislation in
Nimue, Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
- : Following new legislation in
Nimue, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
- : Following new legislation in
Nimue, Harry Potter books are banned.
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Nimue, women across the country are tying the knot.
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Nimue, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls.
- : Following new legislation in
Nimue, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away.
- : Following new legislation in
Nimue, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.


























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