NATION

PASSWORD

Protector of the Lost Colony
Most Primitive: 3,346thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,058thMost Conservative: 17,962nd
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Nimue

Population8.437 billion

Currencygold
Animalsoldier

The Republic of Nimue is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.437 billion Nimueans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 47.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Nimuean economy, worth 511 trillion golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is 60,615 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, and stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nimue's national animal is the soldier.

Nimue is ranked 59,463rd in the world and 72nd in Remembrance for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,705.57 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Most Primitive: 3,346thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,058thTop
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Most Conservative: 17,962nd
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Most Primitive: 12th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 28th in the regionTop
5%
Most Devout: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 58th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 72nd in the regionMost Conservative: 76th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 100th in the regionMost Extreme: 106th in the regionLargest Governments: 182nd in the regionTop
10%
Healthiest Citizens: 188th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 188th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 206th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 218th in the regionMost Developed: 255th in the regionMost Patriotic: 290th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 291st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 300th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 305th in the regionMost Stationary: 313th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 313th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 350th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nimue was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Nimue was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimue, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimue, Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimue, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimue, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimue, women across the country are tying the knot.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimue, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimue, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away.
  • : Following new legislation in Nimue, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.

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