The State of Nijmegen Scipio is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 17.678 billion Nijmegen Scipioans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The strong Nijmegen Scipioan economy, worth a remarkable 1,029 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 58,255 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 396,067 per year while the poor average 3,130, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist and voting is voluntary. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nijmegen Scipio's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nijmegen Scipio is ranked 58,545^th in the world and 1^st in Rio de Janeiro for Most Primitive, scoring 48.17 on the Scary Big Number Scale.